Method to the Madness

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

being black is really wonderful and convenient bc i can just be sitting here in my room like this

and whenever people come looking for me to do stuff i dont even really have to hide all i have to do it turn off my light and

and then when they leave i just 

ive received this question so many times since i posted this yesterday so imma just leave this right here ok  

(via you-deserve-to-laugh)

lasttostrike:

Ok so I’m at Whataburger and I’m eating french fries, right? Well I go to pick up my last fry and

ITS FUCKING PRINTED ON THE PAPER

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS WHY WOULD YOU HURT ME THIS WAY

(via you-deserve-to-laugh)

meladoodle:

coolgirlfriend:

boys who can pull off facial hair are hot

i think you’re supposed to use a razor

(via laughbitches)

alwaysbelieveinfutures:

tincanlantern:

The kiwi Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs

I am 300% done with you guys.

Ari, I summon thee

(via laughbitches)

drinking-for-two:

I had to do a powerpoint on how to solve overpopulation in countries. My powerpoint consisted of one slide that had this gif in it.

(via lolfitemeirl)

thegood-thebad-andthewinchesters:

sithlordtennant:

schyther:

superwhowhedonfighter:

you know how a period is supposed to last 3-7 days

who is that asshole that only has to suffer 3 days

How freaking long are your classes? The longest period I had was 50 minutes.

DYING.

(via standupandkeepgoing)